大师最怕没棋下 !

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(搞笑版)大师最怕没棋下 !

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话说赵本山、高秀敏等应邀去广州, 与参加 "五羊杯" 的特级大师们举办晚会同乐.

高秀敏: 九号刘殿中请听题, 最让你头疼的对手是谁?

刘殿中: 吕钦 !

问: 为什么?

答: 小吕飞刀, 弹无虚发.

问: 飞刀打哪最疼?

答: 脑袋最疼.

问: 你最怕什么?

答: 输棋.

高秀敏: 错！最怕没棋下！大伙说对不对?

众人皆笑: 对！


~改编自广东象棋网

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